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triplash:

kaelor:

dumblrfeminist:

seriouslyamerica:

BOOM

Truth. 

Real talk is flowing from his mouth like a damn fountain.

sick sick sick burns

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

mrsmarymorstan:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

simonsayspegg:

unelanabolvangar:

can we just agree that hermione doesn’t give two shits about throwing rocks in the water. she knows exactly what she’s doing bless her

nO BUT
FLICK
HE LITERALLY JUST TAUGHT HER WHAT SHE TAUGHT HIM IN THE FIRST BOOK
YO
SWISH AND FLICK
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING

[SCREAMS OUT LOUD]

 (via Saffythegeek)

kiddings:

hisashi eguchi - glasses girl

kiddings:

hisashi eguchi - glasses girl

brokendildo:

my friends cat had surgery and now he has no pants


TUMMY

brokendildo:

my friends cat had surgery and now he has no pants

TUMMY

the-punslinger:

*shows up at your front door* can I come over

obamasbigblacktoe:

I TOOK A SHIT

obamasbigblacktoe:

I TOOK A SHIT

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a cat* *gasps loudly*