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nervous-princess:

plz wash yo handz

nervous-princess:

plz wash yo handz

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

Anonymous
asks:
How do dick pics make u feel?

ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

fiftyshadesofstyles:

i have never laughed so hard in my life

fiftyshadesofstyles:

i have never laughed so hard in my life